'Betty struck again': Pet owner sparks feud with her cat after repeatedly being woken up at 4 AM

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    Betty struck again. At 4:47 AM. Not hungry. Not in danger. Just bored and ready for v ce.
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    She knocked over a water glass, launched a sock off the radiator, then sprinted across my chest like she
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    was late for a job she doesn't have. I got up thinking something serious was going on.
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    Nothing. She just stared at me like, "Why are you up?"
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    So I made my coffee. Sat there in silence. And planned.
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    Later that afternoon, she was deep in her dramatic nap pose belly up, one paw in the air like she's floating on a Victorian chaise lounge. Prime snoring. Zero awareness.
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    I walked in with a single sheet of tin foil. Unfolded it. One slow crinkle.
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    She levitated. Did a 360. Landed like she was confused what planet she was on. Then stormed out the room like I had wronged her.
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    I said nothing. She's been side eyeing the foil ever since.
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    Weim_Ce... 23h ago Turnabout is fair play.
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    thorn312 23h ago One if my cats must be acknowledged when he comes in to the room, usually he does this big yowl at 3am until I sleepily
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    say hello to him through the curtain (tiny flat, bed in front room, curtains for privacy) and then he'll jump in to his bed and go back to sleep.
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    But he was disowned before so I'd rather be woken up sometimes to say hello to him than have him living out in the streets.
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    Either_C... 23h ago • I visited a friend. Her young-adult cat (so, basically, adult-sized kitten) thought attacking my feet
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    under the blanket was a great game. I begged to differ, lol. I deterred him by picking him up and giving him super-
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    dramatic, over-the- top cuddles and smooches every time. This drew a response reminiscent of the kitty in the Pepe Le Pew cartoons. He
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    loved attention, but this was the, "No, not like that!" attention.
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    Two or three rounds of that convinced him to leave my feet alone for the rest of the night.
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    . BettyKat7 23h ago I DID NO SICH THING
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    Iputt... OP • 22h ago I think it's clear to see who's team everyone's on.
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    Suitable... 22h ago . Your writing is 11/10. And I hope with all my heart her name really is Betty.
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